The (semi) Daily Joke
Truths it takes a lifetime to learn.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pills and a laxative on the same night.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and
never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share
yours with them.
You should not confuse your career with your life.
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives
a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy (just
read any history book).
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Never lick a steak knife.
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
You will never find anyone who can give you and clear and compelling reason whey we observe
Daylight Savings Time.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic
status or ethic origin is that, deep inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average
drivers.
Posted 06/06/2003